The Bad Moms Club

Not Even Superheroes Are Immune To Today's Tough Economic Times

You know the economy has really tanked when Superheroes start losing their jobs.

Peter Parker, the New York City’s official photographer and Spider-Man’s alter-ego, is set to get pink-slipped in an upcoming edition of The Amazing Spider-Man.

Bad Moms Hate Break-Ups: Brad And Angelina, Sucks To Be You

I freely admit it: I am one of those people who usually feels a teeny bit smug - I told you so! - when news of failing celebrity marriages hits the gossip wires. I mean, how many successful marriages are there in Hollywood, anyway? And aren't they all having affairs? Cue wagging finger.

So you would think that I'd be all schadenfreudey about the news - and you know that it's probably true - that Brad and Angelina are splitting up, but I'm not. They have all those kids. They're a family. Families breaking up sucks.

How My Kid Could Make Me Pay, Dammit

Actually, I cannot lie. It's not how my kid could make me pay, it's how I potentially might make myself pay because of my kid. Wait. That doesn't sound much better. How about: 'my potty mouth might make me cry from shame'?

Full accountability, that's what I will have to take if I keep on swearing in front of my child. Hi, my name is Katie and I swear like a drunken sailor.

You Better Not Cry, Better Not Pout... Because Santa Claus Has a Mean Left Hook

Yes, I know Christmas is totally "last week" and all but based on my experience it will happen again around the same time next year.

Trust me on this one.

So whenever you find the kids are misbehaving and you need to pull out the "Santa is watching and making his list" bullshit magic, you can scare the crackerjacks off the real naughty ones with this video.

Jon and Kate Gosselin: Marriage Busters, Busted.

It seems fitting that at the end of this year - nay, decade - one of the most infamous couples in celebudisaster parenting history are finalizing their divorce.

Jon & Kate is now officially Jon without Kate. Or Kate without Jon. Or Kate hates Jon and it's court documented and official. Wow, there are so many variations on this theme.

The Very Bestest Most Awesometastic Holiday Website In The History Of The World, Ever

The video-stream that I've linked to below is, unlike the Neil Patrick Harris Frosty video that I posted last night, totally appropriate viewing for your children. I mean, you would be remiss if you didn't expose them to the Facts Of Life Very Special Christmas episode, or that one Ren & Stimpy where Stimpy gets frostbite, or the Diff'rent Strokes that had Mr. Drummond dressing up as Santa. Right? Right.

Behold, the BetaMax Xmas, or BETAMAXMAS! Like Festivus, but with Gary Coleman!

Bad Mom Breathing Room: Jack Black Gets Yo Gabba Jiggy With It

Need two minutes of "me time" sometime today?

This Yo Gabba Gabba snippet featuring Jack Black doing a jig while dressed as DJ Lance will hypnotize the wee one(s) long enough for you to go pee, finish a page in a real book (not written by Richard Scarry), or throw back a glass (or two) of wine.

There will be no judging here about what you do with your time, just use it for yourself.