AGAIN WITH THE BACON! Last week we featured research that finally supports the fact – the FACT! – that bacon makes babies brainier, and before that we shared the interesting and now proven-by-science claim that more than 40% of Canadians prefer bacon to sex.
And now we're here to tell you that this whole UP WITH BACON business has gone a little too far. Baby formula too far.
Consider my bacon line officially crossed.
No really, I do have a bacon line and it's really hard to cross – bacon-flavored chapstick came close – but this company surpassed it when they created, yes, bacon flavored baby formula.
I'm not exactly sure why I find this so wrong but it just seems to be less than six degrees away from beer flavored baby formula, no? And that is a game of six-degrees from Kevin Bacon that I don't want to – and certainly don't want my baby to – play.
(Ed note: this is a joke, right? Not the Kevin Bacon pun – har har – but the formula thing. Right? RIGHT?)